The Emerald City


an email to the Missouri tourism department. yes, I actually sent this. names have been deleted.

Posted in Uncategorized by Scaramouche on 2 December, 2008

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is _____ _______. While perusing your website, I noticed that your slogan — “Close to home. Far from ordinary.” — seemed a bit lacklustre. It did not stand out to me. After some thought, I found a way that I might aid you in this.

You see, I have an idea for a new slogan. I urge you to consider it, as your current one did not attract attention of a potential tourist (namely, myself).

My idea is, “Missouri loves company.”

Should you decide to use it, then it is yours, free of any fee or charge or royalties. All I ask is maybe a mention on the site? But no monetary compensation would be necessary.

If nothing else, I do hope I’ve entertained you. Have a nice day!

Yours,
_____ _______
Ontario, Canada
Potential Tourist.

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