The Emerald City


this is what happens when I get too much sleep

Posted in life,random,rants by Scaramouche on 15 April, 2008

Scaramouche:
I am in need of more notebooks.
(*coughcoughBIRTHDAYINAMONTHcoughhack*)

Dan:
hahaha
I know, love, good to know.

Scaramouche:
Also more mechanical pencils and pens and the like!

Dan:
ah

Scaramouche:
AND POSSIBLY A RHYMING DICTIONARY
I should make a list, man…

Dan:
hahaha

Scaramouche:
OR A THESAURUS
IT IS A DINOSAUR WITH A *MASSIVE* VOCABULARY

Dan:
hahaha
yes, dear

Scaramouche:
USING WORDS LIKE “UNDULATE” AND “LUMINOSITY”

Dan:
🙂

Scaramouche:
Undulating luminosity?
ooh.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
MSN name’d.
… wait, I don’t need that apostrophe.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
Well I’m glad I’m amusing you, at any rate.
What with my UTTER DISREGARD for apostrophe welfare.
Little apostrophe children lining up for soup…
Begging in the streets.

Dan:
but didn’t you just employ one?

Scaramouche:
Their well-to-do neighbours, the quotation marks, tossing a comma or two into their — eh?
Oh.
So I did.
Well.
Yes.

Dan:
hahaha

Scaramouche:
Must you?

Dan:
must I what?

Scaramouche:
Spoil a perfectly good tirade about the injustice faced by punctuation everywhere.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
Be thankful I’m one of those who *does* employ them.
Some would toss them to the wayside like so many grains of rice.
(Who, you might add, would throw away perfectly good rice? I’ll tell you who. People who don’t like rice.)

Dan:

hahahaha

Scaramouche:
You see, I’ve had too much sleep.
SLEEP MADNESS
I HAS IT

Dan:

if the only symptom is being vastly entertaining, that’s fine with me.

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