The Emerald City

another shuffle because I’m awesome like that.

Posted in Uncategorized by Scaramouche on 1 April, 2008

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
It Don’t Mean a Thing (If it Ain’t Got That Swing) — Stéphane Grappelli
(Because nothing I say means anything unless I say it a certain way. OBVIOUSLY.)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Lullaby of Birdland — George Sharing
(Getting enough sleep, perchance?)

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Hello Little Girl/Any Moment — Bernadette Peters
(That’s about a wolf attempting to devour Little Red. So… not.)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Procession — Queen
(I have a veritable PARADE of them.)

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Who Wants To Live Forever — Queen
(Suicide it is. [JOKES I WOULD NEVER])

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
C’Etait L’Hiver — Cabrel
(Another song about suicide. IS SOMEONE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING???)

8. What is my sexual preference?
Come Together — Across the Universe
(“One and one and one is three.” Me, a boy, and a girl. Pretty accurate.)

9. What am I afraid of?
Don’t Stop Me Now — Queen
(Being imprisoned, or trapped. You better NOT stop me.)

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Lament for Moria — Lord of the Rings Original Soundtrack
(“Gone, lost, mourn, lament…” This survey does not bode well.)

11. What is some good advice for me?
Day Tripper — The Beatles
(Smoke up. Got it, John.)

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
The Future Ain’t What It Used To Be — Meat Loaf
(… I got nothin’.)

13. Will you get married?
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere) — Meat Loaf
(Nope! Slut for life!)

14. What is the story of your life?
Read ‘Em And Weep — Meat Loaf
(This very sad song…)

15. How can you get ahead in life?
Seven Years — Natalie Merchant
(… Heartbreak?)

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
1812 Overture — Tchaikovsky
(Essentially, yes.)

17. What song describes you?
We Are The Champions — Queen
(Fuck yeah.)

18. How does the world see you?
Something Special For All The Ladies Of The World — Flight of the Conchords
(Heck yes. God’s gift to women.)

19. Will you have a happy life?
What About Love — Meat Loaf
(Aw hell yeah I will.)

20. How can I make myself happy?
The Loser in the End — Queen
(Oh. I guess I can’t…)

21. What should you do with your life?
The Ballad of Jack and Diane — John Mellencamp
(Get pregnant and then have an abortion?)

22. Will you ever have children?
These Are The Days Of Our Lives — Queen
(That is yes.)


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