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and two shuffle things to ease the bored

Posted in blog,music,random by Scaramouche on 15 April, 2008

So how’s life treating you?
I’m In Love With My Car (1991 Remix) — Queen
Comments?: ❤

Where are you at the moment?
Song: The Point of No Return — The Phantom of the Opera
Comments?: Hnngh.

What’s the best thing about today?
Song: Everything is Permitted — Meat Loaf
Comments?: Aww yeah.

What do you do for a living?
Song: The Show Must Go On — Queen
Comments?: I’m a performer.

What do you want to do right now?
Song: Funny How Love Is — Queen
Comments?: ❤

What do you like doing when you’re drunk?
Song: Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere) — Meat Loaf
Comments? MmmmHM.

What would you like to say to that special someone?
Song: The Only Living Boy In New York — Simon & Garfunkel
Comments?: The lyrics, yes.

What do you say to people who try to put you down?
Song: Your Song — Elton John
Comments?: I start singing, and it all goes away.

What’s your opinion on society today?
Song: More Than You Deserve — Meat Loaf
Comments?: Hellz yeah.

What do you really want to say to President Bush?
Song: Epilogue (Farewells) — Lord of the Rings Original London Cast
Comments?: Byeeee.

What did you dream about last night?
Song: Lullaby of Birdland — George Sharing
Comments?: *kajonk* zzz…

What are you constantly thinking about?
Song: Destiny — Tenacious D
Comments?: What is my porpoise?

How do you let out your anger?
Song: Dear Old Shiz — Wicked
Comments?: … I got nothin’ here.

How do you like to waste your time?
Song: Let Go — Frou Frou
Comments?: Whoosh. I let go.

What makes you so individual?
Song: Think Of Me — The Phantom of the Opera
Comments?: … I don’t know.

What’s your hidden talent?
Song: The Prophet’s Song — Queen
Comments?: I LISTEN TO WEIRD 8 MINUTE SONGS THAT ARE MOSTLY SILENCE

What does everyone love you for?
Song: Can’t Buy Me Love — The Beatles
Comments?: I don’t care too much for money; money can’t buy me love.

What do you scream when you come?
Song: Who Wants To Live Forever — Queen
Comments?: That’s a mouthful.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Song: Out Of My Mind — James Blunt
Comments?: GOING INSANE, clearly.

If I gave you pencil and paper, what would you draw?
Song: Sing Sing Sing — Benny Goodman
Comments?: Singing. Yeah.

What was your first love like?
Song: Hey Julie — Fountains of Wayne
Comments?: Or so I thought…

And your current love?
Song: Puttin’ On The Ritz — Fred Astaire
Comments?: GAHAHAHA YES

What’s annoying you right now?
Song: Hello Little Girl/Any Moment — Bernadette Peters
Comments?: I hate this woman’s voice.

What’s your life motto?
Song: Cleaning Out My Closet — Eminem
Comments?: Aww yeah.

What lesson did you learn yesterday?
Song: April In Paris — Count Basie
Comments?: Yay.

What are you going to do now?
Song: Now Or Never — Josh Groban
Comments?: ❤

Anything else you’d like to say?
Song: Everyday I Have The Blues — Count Basie & Joe Williams
Comments?: Pretty much.

MP3 Survey: Put your MP3 player on random and put the song that comes up as the answer

*°*°*Personality*°*°*

How would you describe yourself:
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere) — Meat Loaf (damn right)

How would your friends describe you?:
On The Bus Mall — The Decemberists

Your family?:
Bat Out Of Hell — Meat Loaf (uh-huh)

Are you generous?:
Everyday I Have The Blues — Count Basie & Joe Williams

Do you have a short temper?:
San Andreas Fault — Natalie Merchant (“Earth dividing, plates colliding, such an awful sound”… That’s a yes.)

Are you a procrastinator?:
Peel Me A Grape — Diana Krall (Yes please.)

How do you feel about yourself?:
Social Conditioning — Left From Right (YES.)

How do you feel about others?:
All I Ask Of You — The Phantom of the Opera (… is that you not be dumb.)

What do you think of puppies/kittens?:
My Baby Just Cares For Me — Nina Simone (Not for kittens or puppies.)

*°*°*Friends*°*°*

How would you describe your best friend?:
Radio Ga Ga — Queen (rather nutty about music)

What do you like to do with your friends?:
March Of The Witch Hunters — Wicked (… um… yes. Kill witches. Totally.)

Where is your favorite hangout?:
Out Of My Mind — James Blunt (Yup!)

A phrase or word that would describe your group of friends:
’39 — Queen (1939, y’all.)

What do you say about your friends when they are not around?:
Strawberry Fields Forever — Across the Universe

Name something you’d like to do with your friends, that you’ve never done:
Solo Por Ti — Josh Groban (… *blush*)

*°*°*Love*°*°*

So what will or is your true love like?:
Only You — Left From Right (=D)

What does he/she think of you?:
Angel Eyes — The Jeff Healey Band (*GASP OF JOY*)

What do you guys like to do?:
Nocturnal Pleasure — Meat Loaf

What will everybody be saying at your wedding?:
Killer Queen — Queen

What will your honeymoon be like?:
Mack The Knife — Ella Fitzgerald (That’s the recording in which she forgets the words…)

Any kids in your future?:
Life — Our Lady Peace (A yes.)

Describe the love you share:
Ogre Battle — Queen (BONKWITHCLUB)

*°*°*Describe*°*°*

your job:
Classico — Tenacious D

your car:
If It Ain’t Broke, Break It — Meat Loaf (Yes, that is what I’d do to a car. KEEP ME OFF THE STREETS, FELLAS)

your house:
The Loser In The End — Queen

your family:
Lament For Moria — Lord of the Rings Original London Cast

your next vacation:
I’ll Cover You (Reprise) — Rent (A funeral??)

the sky:
Your Song — Elton John

flowers:
Saruman — Lord of the Rings Original London Cast

walking down a dark alley:
I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) — Meat Loaf (fuck no I won’t!)

waking up early in the morning:
Ogre Battle (Remix) — Queen (Oooh.)

stubbing your toe on the door:
It’s All Coming Back To Me Now — Meat Loaf (paiiin.)

*°*°*Random*°*°*

What quote will you be remembered for?:
Down On Penny’s Farm — Natalie Merchant

What does the bumper sticker on your car say?:
History — Tenacious D

What is the first thing you say in the morning?:
I’ll Kill You If You Don’t Come Back — Meat Loaf (sleeeep, I need youuuu, come baaack)

What is the last thing you say at night?:
Tubular Bells (Part 1) — Mike Oldfield

What are the words that you are just waiting to say to the world?:
Get Closer — Left From Right (*reaches out pitifully*)

To your true love?:
Wonder — Natalie Merchant (You are.)

What will your gravestone say?:
Something Special For All The Ladies Of The World — Flight of the Conchords (a CORPSE! “Happy anniversary, honey…”)

this is what happens when I get too much sleep

Posted in life,random,rants by Scaramouche on 15 April, 2008

Scaramouche:
I am in need of more notebooks.
(*coughcoughBIRTHDAYINAMONTHcoughhack*)

Dan:
hahaha
I know, love, good to know.

Scaramouche:
Also more mechanical pencils and pens and the like!

Dan:
ah

Scaramouche:
AND POSSIBLY A RHYMING DICTIONARY
I should make a list, man…

Dan:
hahaha

Scaramouche:
OR A THESAURUS
IT IS A DINOSAUR WITH A *MASSIVE* VOCABULARY

Dan:
hahaha
yes, dear

Scaramouche:
USING WORDS LIKE “UNDULATE” AND “LUMINOSITY”

Dan:
🙂

Scaramouche:
Undulating luminosity?
ooh.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
MSN name’d.
… wait, I don’t need that apostrophe.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
Well I’m glad I’m amusing you, at any rate.
What with my UTTER DISREGARD for apostrophe welfare.
Little apostrophe children lining up for soup…
Begging in the streets.

Dan:
but didn’t you just employ one?

Scaramouche:
Their well-to-do neighbours, the quotation marks, tossing a comma or two into their — eh?
Oh.
So I did.
Well.
Yes.

Dan:
hahaha

Scaramouche:
Must you?

Dan:
must I what?

Scaramouche:
Spoil a perfectly good tirade about the injustice faced by punctuation everywhere.

Dan:
hahahaha

Scaramouche:
Be thankful I’m one of those who *does* employ them.
Some would toss them to the wayside like so many grains of rice.
(Who, you might add, would throw away perfectly good rice? I’ll tell you who. People who don’t like rice.)

Dan:

hahahaha

Scaramouche:
You see, I’ve had too much sleep.
SLEEP MADNESS
I HAS IT

Dan:

if the only symptom is being vastly entertaining, that’s fine with me.

Bahaha.

Posted in life,random by Scaramouche on 9 April, 2008

scaramouche:
witty has two Ts.

lonestarnorth:
WELL EXCUSE ME

scaramouche:
NO

lonestarnorth:
THEN YOU MUST DIE

scaramouche:
*dies*

scaramouche:
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE

lonestarnorth:
there, i fixed my type for you

scaramouche:
*GIGGLEFIT*

lonestarnorth:
GO TO HELL

scaramouche:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

scaramouche:
I love you.

lonestarnorth:
love you too, jerkface 😛

scaramouche:

lonestarnorth:

and another (you think this is bad, you should see my dA journal)

Posted in Uncategorized by Scaramouche on 1 April, 2008

What do people assume when they first look at me?
Song: Valley Winter Song
Artist: Fountains of Wayne
Comment: Are you calling me frigid?

What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Headlong
Artist: Queen
Comment: No challenges. Just kicking ass.

Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Song: The Bagman’s Gambit
Artist: The Decemberists
Comment: Maybe? I have no idea what this song is about…

How will I die?
Song: What Hurts The Most
Artist: Rascal Flatts
Comment: Broken heart. *nods*

Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: New York
Artist: Prozzak
Comment: Yes, the entire city/small COUNTRY of New York is trying to kill me. I believe it.

What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Naked
Artist: Euphoria’s Depression
Comment: … Sex?

What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Angel Eyes
Artist: The Jeff Healey Band
Comment: Flirting, I s’pose. But this is a really sweet song…

What’s for dinner tonight?
Song: Only You
Artist: Left From Right
Comment: Rawr. ~_^

How does the world see me?
Song: No Need For Words
Artist: Euphoria’s Depression
Comment: Instrumental, beautiful, indescribable by words.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Hackensack
Artist: Fountains of Wayne
Comment: Nope.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Ticket To Ride
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: Aww…

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Where I Go
Artist: Natalie Merchant
Comment: I think that’s a yes.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Monstro
Artist: Meat Loaf
Comment: AWESOME INSTRUMENTALS. YES.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Cowboy Romance
Artist: Natalie Merchant
Comment: Yay.

Why is life full of so much pain?
Song: Just So You Know
Artist: Jesse McCartney
Comment: Unrequited love.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: All You Need Is Love
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: I can do that.

Will I ever have children?
Song: Funny How Love Is
Artist: Queen
Comment: … I got nothin’ here, man.

Will I die happy?
Song: All I Ask Of You
Artist: The Phantom of the Opera
Comment: All I ask is that you let me die happy.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now
Artist: Meat Loaf
Comment: ❤

What is happiness?
Song: Such Great Heights
Artist: Iron and Wine
Comment: If you go by the actual SONG, happiness is true love and a’ that. But going by the title… no. I’m TERRIFIED of heights.

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Don’t Panic
Artist: Coldplay
Comment: The Hitchhiker’s Guide?
How will I be remembered?
Song: Poor Wayfaring Stranger
Artist: Natalie Merchant
Comment: Aww…

How do I get more sex?
Song: Alive
Artist: Meat Loaf
Comment: Well, living will certainly help. Either that or just fucking Meat Loaf… yeahhh, that’s it…

another shuffle because I’m awesome like that.

Posted in Uncategorized by Scaramouche on 1 April, 2008

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
It Don’t Mean a Thing (If it Ain’t Got That Swing) — Stéphane Grappelli
(Because nothing I say means anything unless I say it a certain way. OBVIOUSLY.)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Lullaby of Birdland — George Sharing
(Getting enough sleep, perchance?)

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Hello Little Girl/Any Moment — Bernadette Peters
(That’s about a wolf attempting to devour Little Red. So… not.)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Procession — Queen
(I have a veritable PARADE of them.)

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Who Wants To Live Forever — Queen
(Suicide it is. [JOKES I WOULD NEVER])

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
C’Etait L’Hiver — Cabrel
(Another song about suicide. IS SOMEONE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING???)

8. What is my sexual preference?
Come Together — Across the Universe
(“One and one and one is three.” Me, a boy, and a girl. Pretty accurate.)

9. What am I afraid of?
Don’t Stop Me Now — Queen
(Being imprisoned, or trapped. You better NOT stop me.)

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Lament for Moria — Lord of the Rings Original Soundtrack
(“Gone, lost, mourn, lament…” This survey does not bode well.)

11. What is some good advice for me?
Day Tripper — The Beatles
(Smoke up. Got it, John.)

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
The Future Ain’t What It Used To Be — Meat Loaf
(… I got nothin’.)

13. Will you get married?
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere) — Meat Loaf
(Nope! Slut for life!)

14. What is the story of your life?
Read ‘Em And Weep — Meat Loaf
(This very sad song…)

15. How can you get ahead in life?
Seven Years — Natalie Merchant
(… Heartbreak?)

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
1812 Overture — Tchaikovsky
(Essentially, yes.)

17. What song describes you?
We Are The Champions — Queen
(Fuck yeah.)

18. How does the world see you?
Something Special For All The Ladies Of The World — Flight of the Conchords
(Heck yes. God’s gift to women.)

19. Will you have a happy life?
What About Love — Meat Loaf
(Aw hell yeah I will.)

20. How can I make myself happy?
The Loser in the End — Queen
(Oh. I guess I can’t…)

21. What should you do with your life?
The Ballad of Jack and Diane — John Mellencamp
(Get pregnant and then have an abortion?)

22. Will you ever have children?
These Are The Days Of Our Lives — Queen
(That is yes.)