my last day on earth

So, I’ve been thinking about this for a while. Here is  a list of things I would do on my last day alive.

- dance in a public fountain
- stand on the roof of a building with a microphone and sing
- tell everyone EXACTLY what I think of them (“____, you’re a bitch. ____, you’re a slut. _____, you’re my best friend in the world and I love you to pieces.”)
- make out with as many random chicks as I can
- flash people. lots of people.
- scream “FIRE!” in the middle of a crowded theatre
- have wild, unprotected sex with Justin
- yell as many swearwords and insults as I can in front of the teachers I hate at school
- corrupt the youth
- at the end of the day, fall asleep in Justin’s arms and just never wake up

I like my plan. It is a good plan. Comments?